Airplane

Airplane

acanttll.wav "Captain, how soon can you land?" "I can't tell" "You can tell me, I'm a doctor." (41K)
asniffin.wav "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue!" (26K)
clrnc.wav "You have clearance, Clarence." "Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?" (36k)
flyplane.wav The flight attendant says, "There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of the flight...by the way, is there anyone who knows how to fly a plane?"(43K)
hangarnd.wav Captain to little boy--"Joey, do you ever...hang around the gymnasium?" (10K)
jive.wav The two jive talkers order dinner.(37K)
joeyglad.wavThe Captain asks the little boy, "Joey, Do you like movies about gladiators?" (11K)
naked.wav Pilot--"You ever been in a cockpit before?" Kid--"No sir. I've never been up in a plane before!" Pilot--"You ever seen a grown man naked?" (78K)
shirley.wav "Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley."(48K)
takeblck.wav From Airplane, Stewardess--"Cream?" Little Girl--"No thanks, I take it black......like my men." (81K)
turkish.wav The Captain to the little boy--"Joey, have you ever been in a...in a Turkish prison?" (10K)

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