Har's Wav World

1999.wav Apu says, "For the next 5 minutes, I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99!"(16K)
911.wav Homer says, "Hello, Operator! Give me the number for 911!"(19K)
bartbeer.wav "Aww...there's only one can of beer left, and it's Bart's!"(64K)
bee.wav Homer says, "Doh! A bee bit my bottom...and now my bottom's big!" (31K)
beerhere.wav Homer--"Wow, I'll never drink another beer." Beer man--"Beer here!" Homer--"I'll take ten." (49K)
homrblkj.wav Homer is playing blackjack. Dealer--"19". Homer--"Hit me." Dealer--"20." Homer--"Hit me." Dealer--"21." Homer--"Hit me." Dealer--"22." Homer--"Doh!" (70K)
blahblah.wav Homer pulls his pants down and does an impression of Mr. Burns. (124K)
blubber.wav Homer-- "Woohoo! Look at that blubber fly!" (29K)
bologna.wav Homer sings, "My bologna has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R, My bologna has a second name it's H-O-M-E-R." (67K)
boogiemn.wav Homer--"Aaagh! Boogie Man!!" (13K)
burrito.wav Homer, pounding on table--"Where's my burrito!" (16K)
canttalk.wav Marge, "Honey, I'm so glad you're home!" Homer--"Can't talk, see Flanders, later sex." (53K)
champ.wav Homer sings, "I am the Champion"(his version of "We are the Champions"). (114K)
clever.wav Homer says, "Heh heh heh heh heh. There it is, the cleverest thing I've ever said, and nobody was around to hear it. Doh!" (63K)
cmputers.wav Homer--"Computers can do that?" (40K)
cmtopapa.wav Homer says, "Woohoo! Come to papa!" (17K)
compymen.wav From The Simpsons, Marge--"He prefers the company of men." Homer--"Who doesn't?!" (80K)
democrat.wavHomer says, "Lousy Democrats." (19K)
desperat.wav Poor Homer says, "The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers." (43K)
dohadeer.wav Homer--"Doh!" Lisa--"A deer!" Marge--"A female deer." (21K)
dmpsvlle.wav Homer says, "Welcome to Dumpsville, population...you!" Makes a great startup sound. (43K)
freewily.wavHomer says, "Jump Free Willy, Juuump....Jump with all your might!"(19K)
frontal.wav Homer asks, "Is there any frontal nudity?" (26)
gambling.wav "Remember when I got caught stealing all those watches from Sears? Well that's nothing because YOU have a gambling problem. And remember when I let that escaped lunatic in the house because he was dressed like Santa Claus? Well YOU have a gambling problem! (80K)
getout.wav Apu says, "Go on.....leave...getout!.....Next! (51k)
haha.wav Nelson-- "Ha Ha!" (9K)
hdlyho.wav Flanders (18k)
hello3.wav Homer says, "Aagh! I mean...hello!" (41k)
hmrpig.wav Homer--"Barney, am I a pig?" Barney--"You're no more of a pig than I am!"(followed by a big belch) (60K)
hmscream.wav Homer screams. (6K)
hmrsick.wav Homer's logic... "What are the odds of getting sick on a Saturday? 1000 to 1!" (43K)
hmrsing.wav Homer's version of "Under the Sea" (125K)
hmrwlcm.wav Homer Simpson says, "Wecome to the Internet my friend, how may I help you?")
holymac.wav Homer says, "Holy macaroni!" (41K)
homcomp.wav Homer Simpson--"No time for that now, the computer's starting!" (22k)
intrnet.wav Homer-- "Oh, they have the internet on COMPUTERS now!" (18K)
invnc.wav Homer says, "I am invincible! Invincible!!! (Thump) Owwww!" (51K)
iwas17.wav Homer sings his version of Frank Sinatra's When I was 17--"When I was 17, I drank some very good beer,..."(201K)

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jdenver.wavHomer-- "Ohhhhh....John Denver." (19K)
jewish.wav Homer (I assume worried about bacon)--"Marge, are we Jewish?" Marge--"No, Homer!" Homer--"Woohoo!" (22K)
jibbrish.wav Homer--"Jergiddaberdareddaarra!" Marge--"Homer, what is it? Slow down!" Homer--"Jer..gidda..berda..redda...arra!"(57K)
lotgravy.wav Homer says, "I probably shouldn't have eaten that packet of powdered gravy I found in the parking lot!" (24K)
mailcall.wav Homer Simpson says, "Mail call, gather round everyone!" (14K)
mailhere.wav Homer checking the mail (31k)
margbutt.wav Homer --"Maybe, it's the beer talkin' Marge, but you got a butt that won't quit...." (41K)
merychrs.wavA special .wav for the Holidays--Christmas wishes from Homer. (41k)
mmmbacon.wav Homer says, "Mmmm bacon!" (10K)
mmmbeer.wav Homer --"Mmmm.....beer!(24K)
mmmcrum.wav "Mmmm...Crumbled up cookie things."(39K)
mmmfish.wav "Mmmmmm....Unprocessed fish sticks!" (42K)
mmmorg.wav Homer says, "Mmmmm....organized crime!"(41K)
mmurinal.wav (Sniff sniff) "Mmmm...urinal fresh." (31K)
mrplow.wav Homer sings the "Mr. Plow" song. (45K)
nachoman.wav Homer sings, "Nacho nacho man (crunch crunch) I want to be a nacho man" (70K)
newmex.wav Homer-- "Hey...there's a New Mexico! (9K)
notbest.wav Homer sings, "Ohhh, your not the best golfer here. Wait until I tell everyone about this. You Stink! (58K)
notvbeer.wav Homer--"No TV and no beer makes Homer something something." Marge--"Go crazy?" Homer--"Don't mind if I do!" (Then he makes lots of crazy sounds.) (150K)
nyourfce.wav Homer saying, "In your face!" (12K)
peefntn.wav Homer -- "Then we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain?!" (14K)
pffytail.wav "That dog has a puffy tail!" Then Homer running, laughing, and yelling "Here, Puff!" (97K)
poker.wav Homer's attempt to bluff at poker--"Doh! Doh! Doh! Uh..I mean..woohoo!"(34K)
rctmfree.wav Apu-- "And our beef jerky is now nearly rectum free."(16K)
sheets.wav Homer--"Ohhh, I hate folding sheets!" Marge--"That's your underwear." Homer--"Whatever it is, it's a two-man job. Where's Bart?" (54K)
shutup.wav Homer says, "Shutup." (10K)
stllarnd.wav Homer says, "The internet? That thing's still around?!" (50K)
sucked.wav Homer--"Yeah, Mo, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked." (56K)
threwup.wav Homer--"It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever!" (52K)
whynglsh.wav Homer says, "English, who needs that? I'm never going to England!" (76K)
wrdstuff.wav "I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff!" (75K)

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